Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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