In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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