the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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