Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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