So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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