East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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