Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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