this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
