And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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