Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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