I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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