Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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