I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
if only i could text you this smell
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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