we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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