There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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