that's an acceptable place to lick
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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