I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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