The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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