porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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