I need help removing her.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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