Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
whose parrot is this?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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