It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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