Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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