Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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