I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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