I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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