Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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