Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(914): View more from New York

I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(914): I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks http://tfl.nu/uwbl

Replies (9) Good night (1212) Bad night (503) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(858): View more from California

in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(858): in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby" http://tfl.nu/q8vs

Replies (54) Good night (1819) Bad night (4549) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(925): View more from California

I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(925): I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me http://tfl.nu/miwp

Replies (26) Good night (5992) Bad night (649) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(610): Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants? http://tfl.nu/1myu

Replies (33) Good night (1979) Bad night (4511) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(862): View more from New Jersey

I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(862): I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word. http://tfl.nu/hy59

Replies (21) Good night (5006) Bad night (666) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin... http://tfl.nu/2jr9

Replies (23) Good night (1039) Bad night (5340) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic. http://tfl.nu/hh2b

Replies (33) Good night (3873) Bad night (4960) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(208): View more from Idaho

I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(208): I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table http://tfl.nu/g7sx

Replies (15) Good night (3811) Bad night (956) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(502): View more from Kentucky

I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(502): I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean. http://tfl.nu/5uk0

Replies (6) Good night (4142) Bad night (1182) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(315): View more from New York

someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(315): someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this http://tfl.nu/qf5d

Replies (2) Good night (2626) Bad night (874) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(501): View more from Arkansas

So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(501): So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again. http://tfl.nu/au9d

Replies (15) Good night (1147) Bad night (3063)
Favorite
(304): View more from West Virginia

I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.

(1-304): View more from West Virginia

Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?

(304): View more from West Virginia

No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(304): I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us. (1-304): Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat? (304): No there was a goat. I gave it a donut. http://tfl.nu/bds8

Replies (15) Good night (6262) Bad night (770)
Favorite
(661): View more from California

I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(661): I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere. http://tfl.nu/qnta

Replies (12) Good night (1859) Bad night (403) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon... http://tfl.nu/zui4

Replies (3) Good night (1135) Bad night (988) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(865): View more from Tennessee

He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(865): He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror http://tfl.nu/h00k

Replies (4) Good night (191) Bad night (489) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: