so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself