Walk of Shame. In a state park.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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