i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon