Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".