how can u be prego again
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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