How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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