Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Who died my cat blue again?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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