you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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