don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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