Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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