Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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