All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Found the puke drawer
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
