scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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