He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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