Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Randomize