Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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