I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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