I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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