Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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