so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Welp...herpes.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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