Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
420 ftw
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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