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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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