i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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