just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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