porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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