My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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