is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That's intense
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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