I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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