do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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