You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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