just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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